You know you are a dweeb when...

• you spend an hour in solid delight watching some people (who might actually be more nerdy than yourself) dual with handmade foam swords... and later become jealous when you find out they all have code names like Red Beard and the Great Duke of Kensington 
• find yourself being disappointed when re-runs of Full House no longer come on television
• you get nervous to prank call the college radio station ( which only has two listeners)
• enjoy making lists
• double the length of your paper for class because..well, you just can't let yourself cut history short
• you wear earphones that don't work just so you have an excuse to ignore passerby's
• you talk to yourself in poetry and think that one day you'll be the next Jay-Z
• you read textbooks and peer reviewed articles because you want to 
• you find yourself rocking out to Mozart, Bach, and Justin Timberlake 
• when you start saying the word dweeb 
• have a list of words you'd like to incorporate into your daily jargon( jargon: obscure and often pretentious language marked by circumlocutions and long words ) in the back of your notebook 
• find yourself being used as a replacement for Websters Dictionary by people you are trying to make "casual" conversation with
• start worrying for the GRE before you've even signed up
• when you are guaranteed to be found in one of two places, your basement room or the library
• one of your greatest worries is that you'll lose your USB
• you spend 60% of your time on the computer, 30% of your time  being amused at your dog (who really isn't doing anything other than chewing his bone), and the other 10% thinking about how great life would be if a boyfriend robot would be invented. That way you could stop saying "Nooo.. i don't have a boyfriend yet, dad" and a one of a kind back massage would be only a button press away.